The “chef” plating up junk food as high end cuisine

By Maria Kyriacou

The “chef” plating up junk food as high end cuisine
Who says you can't quenelle rice crispies and create Dorito cheese soil? chefjacqueslamerde's fast food creations have become a viral sensation on Instagram

 

The current climate of food obsessiveness has seen many of us jump on the foodie bandwagon, learning the lingo of plating up gourmet creations from TV shows and celebrity chefs.

BROS BROS BROS!!!! HOLLA AT US IF UR LOOKING TO GET THE MEAT SWEATS 2NITE!!! THIS IS A DUO OF POGOS W/ MARBLE CHEEZE SLICES, HONEY HAM ROSETTES, SPONGEBOB SQRPANTS ZOODLES AND MUSTARD TEARS!!!!

 

With his tongue firmly in his cheek, the unpalatably-named chefjacqueslamerde has taken Instagram by storm, with his creative re-imagining of popular junk foods and witty explanations.

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RU PLANNING ON LISTENING TO PHIL COLLINS AND CRYING ALL NIGHT? Y NOT SIT AT THE BAR AND EAT THIS INSTEAD??? HOSTESS CUPCAKE W/ RAINBOW DUNK-A-ROOS, YOGURT RAISINS, SOME NIBZ AND STRBUCKS MOCHA FRAP CAVIAR. TINY MINT AND A PIECE OF FANCY MOSS!

 

This chef is right on trend with a penchant for foraged produce.

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GRAB UR SOMBRERO AND GET DOWN HERE FOR SOME SOUTH OF THE BORDER INSPIRED FOOD !!! MICROWAVED SPICY BEEF N’ BEAN BURRITO, BEEF JERKY, WISHBONE CAESAR CREMA AND LEMON LIME GATORADE SPHERES FOR A HIT OF ACIDITY. YES, THAT IS ZESTY CHEESE DORITOS SOIL AND U R WELCOME

 

A Mexican feast for the senses, with lemon lime Gatorade spheres no less!

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KINDER EGGS ARE ILLEGAL IN THE US BUT JOSE GOT US A SWEET HOOK UP FROM THE SAN SALVADOR BLACK MARKET SO WE R RUNNING A SICK SPEC. KINDER EGG FILLED W/ RAW CAKE BATTER ROMANCED W/ CHARRED RICE CRISPIES, PB, GOJI + MESQUITE POWDER. DONT TELL THE FEDS!!!

 

Kinder surprise as a high end dessert anyone?

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TOO MUCH FERNET AFTER SERVICE LAST NIGHT !!!! HANDS SO SHAKEY I DROPPED MY FAVE TWEEZERS IN THE NITROGEN AND THEY SHATTERED EVRYWHERE. TWICE!!!! THANK JESUS 4 ALKASELTZRR!!!! DUNKIN MUNCHKINS, BIRTHDAY CAKE OREO SOIL, SNICKERS HACHÉ, SHAMROCK SHAKE FLUID GEL!!! ALMOST 4GOT MOOSETRACKS ICE CREAM QUENELLE!!!!

 

Taking on nitrogen-happy chef Heston Blumenthal at his own game.

 

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